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(Monday, June 27, 2005-)
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# before blocks or after blocks?-
before blocks or after blocks?
do you guys want your tees and jackets before we start our gp or after we end our chem?
and i just realised i am talking about tomorrow.
bert
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(Friday, June 24, 2005-)
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# Blocks Sucks-
Hey,
im here to blog again... gonna be grumbling about blocks loh... veri sian right?
Im so tired of studying for this blocks lah... dunno why piaing for it... coz i promised my parents to study hard for this... guess i can't hold my promise liao... terrible right? i hate pple who break promises... but yet i like that...coz i dun think i can finish... despite having one month... only worked seriously after week 2 leh... not realli regretful of playing for week 1... coz i think the only memories of this Hols will be from there... the band chalet and famine camp...
Been studying in the lib with some of the class pple... mostly the ones that live in the same region... everiday can juz sit there and mug from 12 to 8pm... oh man... wat kind of life is this... emmeline said its so sad we are forced to be cooped up in one small corner studying... yah its sucky... but guess there is time for work and play... can feel myself becoming dull and sian... maybe even feeling depressed... i dun reali feel stressed coz i've decided i gonna take things one at a time liao... but maybe mugging makes me feel sad.... i hate this man... especially the sch tchers... all siao ar... test almost everi topic for chem and bio... think veri fun is it! the paper one tcher set one question make until as hard as possible... all so happy in their hearts... sense of satisfaction... go eat shit... we one person have to study how many topics... bio ar... one tcher come out one super tough qn... we study everithing... and still barely pass... PUI U ALL!
no choice lah... the good thing is group study can talk to frens when feeling sian after a while... and its a great feeling to have company... i juz like group stuff more... hate doing things alone... finally adjusted to studying together with pple liao... it makes u feel like everione is in this together and we can pull through... wait till the A's man
Of course the motivation for all this is the activities after the blocks... 1ST CLASS CHALET!!! hope can realli have fun lah... not many chances left until we end As... share a song that i like recently... new FAV... its the opening song for the 9pm channel 8 show called YouFu by Ou De Yang new album... actually i hate him but this song quite gan ren (remember to view muz use unicode)
明天的幸福
词:Benny C. 曲:方文良 编曲:吴俊毅
也许我没拿到满分 还不算是完美的人
所以我比谁都认真 努力赶上你的标准
爱你就是我的责任 我跟昨天的我竞争
要用笑容取代泪痕 看你难过我会心疼
故事还没有结束 让我再把你搂住
别忘了预约 明天的幸福
走过的每个脚步 都值得欢欣鼓舞
能为你吃苦 不觉得苦
手心有你的温度 冷酷就可以挡住
我为你约好 明天的幸福
在人海起起伏伏 爱是唯一的地图
要陪你看见 每个日出
我不要故事结束 就让我把你搂住
别忘了预约 明天的幸福
走过的每个脚步 都值得欢欣鼓舞
能为你吃苦 不觉得苦
手心有你的温度 冷酷就可以挡住
我为你约好 明天的幸福
在人海起起伏伏 爱是唯一的地图
要陪你看见 每个日出
should have gone to sleep... now so late... damn... tmr wake up then go lib again... waste away my friday... reminds me of the su2 yu3 "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy".... gonna go liaoo... bye everione... jiayou
sam
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(Monday, June 20, 2005-)
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# RE: chalet unleashed-
wad a cheesy blog entry title! its "cls chalet unleashed", as samuel titled it.. =p sounds like we have a pretty cool lineup for post BT2. and yea yea yea, THANKS to samuel ong for responsibly and enthusiastically checking out the rates and finally making it down to BOOk tgt with the help of your accomplices =P
im having a good time here in beijing!the food and the fun here is soo wonderful tat i just cant bring myself to study..=P and thus lurks the impending danger when june the 28th arrives..wel, i do hope you guys are having good progress back in singapore!! im feeding myself fat here, cos the food is like damn nice, and trust me ive gained weight, emmeline!i bet aloy tan is sneering at the corner.*glares*
take care and c all of u sooon! =)
luv,
liyu
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(Saturday, June 18, 2005-)
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# CLASS CHALET UNLEASHED-
CLASS CHALET (post no. 2)- THE ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Hey EVERIBODY,
tell u all a secret... CLASS CHALET FINALLY BOOK LIAO... oh man... can't believe it came true... after months of talking and speculating... so loserish not to have one last year end... all the ZHI SHANG TAN BING (some pple cannot understand this... and ALL THANKS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... ITS DONE... its a REALITY... woohoooo! yipeee... scream all u wan... its ok to celebrate
anyway the thing is that its only ONE NIGHT... coz pple mostly won stay for 2 nights and because weekend is PEAK... damn expensive... WED we have the stupid bio lect... damn spoil all the fun... so only one night from MONDAY TO TUESDAY... so lame right... like damn short... then tuesday must book out by 11am somemore... how short can happiness be? Lets go WILD WILD WET!!! maybe we can have activities elsewhere on tuesday... SUGGESTIONS??
SHOULD WE HAVE A BBQ??
some info:
Book in time (Mon 4July): 3pm
Book out time (Tues 5July): 11am (cheaterbug cheat our time)
Venue: Aranda Country Club @ Pasir Ris inside Downtown East
Type: Executive Suite Room 2311 (2 big rooms, 2 toilets, one cannot use for anything kitchen and one living room)
Cost: $98(exclusive of 5% GST)*cheap lelong* and $100 deposit (wah more exp than the chalet itself)... TOTAL :$202.90
Credits:
ME of course
My father (coz i stole his NTUC union card to use for cheaper rates)
Richmond (for helping find the contacts and sites)
Aloy Tan (for giving credit card no.... that means i can use and buy things online... whoopee... tell u all the no... its XXXX)
Weidi (for going to be the person to help book in and out)
THANK YOU... terimah kasih(spell wrongly i think) to the above
sam
P.S: Juniors are free to join.. but oops... think they still having blocks... hee
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(Friday, June 17, 2005-)
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# have you heard of jenna jameson?-
have you heard of jenna jameson?
she's literally a f*cker. i don't want to type it out in full this time, cos it's not meant to curse. it's REAL. she's really a prostitute!
then again, you would like to read this article to see what i mean. the top ten celebrity earners of 2004 or 5, i'm not sure. on forbes.com. she's not the top ten (she had better not be!!), but her story goes to show the true essence of ENTREPRENEURSHIP. there are simply so many franchises for SEX damnit!
http://www.forbes.com/free_forbes/2005/0704/124.html?partner=msnbc
i hope i dun get sued by her for this. you would like to know that this article is 2 webpages long. yes, and it's not due to excellent elaboration. i think her resume of sexual achievements is quite summarised already!!
"jenna loves pain" ?!?!
bert
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(Thursday, June 16, 2005-)
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# A Class Pet-

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(Tuesday, June 14, 2005-)
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# CLASS CHALET-
CLASS CHALET
Hey,
finally here for an EXCITING POST... CLASS CHALET... WOO HAA!!!! everione complain got no chalet... last year end dun have... I CAN"T BELIEVE IT... we muz be the only LAO POK class not to have a chalet in the dec hols... oh man... spell out L.O.S.E.R.!!!
anyway the long awaited chalet @ Safra Tanah Merah CANNOT BOOK... need safra member and rich says need to bid and stuff... ACT HIGH CLASS RIGHT... stupid one... so dun wan loh
the good thing is the ARANDA country club @ downtown east one... super big and high class... (but toilet always stinks like shit and pee after a while)... i hope stil can get leh... scared no more liao... they always say muz book months in advance loh...
i hope can get milton to book... coz last time her HAO LIAN he is aranda club member... then cheaper... NTUC union member also can... but like 15 bucks more expensive... anyway im not even 18 yet... cannot do anything... SOMEONE ELSE HELP... thanks to richmond then got the stupid website... he found the contacts and stuff... wee
take a look at the rate eBeribody...go the site--- http://www.arandaclub.org.sg/index.htm
but the problem is... WEEKENDS ALSO PEAK... i juz realised to my horror after celebrating happily that off- peak is so cheap can go a million times... that means we muz waste one day of the chalet in the wed morning to go the BIO MAKE UP LECTURE... damn it... sucks lah... veri ma fan i dunno how leh...
or this one that is super expensive as suggested by aloy tan----
http://www.sijoriresort.com.sg/sentosa.htm
wah lao count by per night one... so asshole... but i didn't even know got this chalet... looks grand though... like hotel... fom the pic that is
or maybe this one which is the LOUSIEST so far... the good thing is it overlooks the siloso beach... if u all wan to have lots of beach activities... although i prefer a urban chalet like downtown----
http://www.costasands.com.sg/promos.htm
veri headache lah... i dun care liao... gonna eat my breakfast... early in the morning do this kind of thing... byeee.... watch X- men evolution... later go watch movie and eat buffet... yumss
sam
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(Monday, June 06, 2005-)
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hi guys check out my laos trip photos at http://community.webshots.com/user/laoshumanitariantrip
but unfortunately during our work time, we could not take photos (or else will seem like some touring trip)so our photos were really limited. Check out the pop star, noi, whos really pretty and toui,aka whiteshirtguy, as my gossipy gang calls him. Toui looks super good in person, but maybe less so in photos.haha.
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(Sunday, June 05, 2005-)
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hi ppl im back in singapore!!landed at about 12 midnight yesterday..the trip was very very fun and i loved the laos children. they are so adorable and innocent..and they are really hospitable and fun-loving people. we also visited the singapore embassy in laos and attended this general's party that was really cool and we met pop stars there! They were really nice and kept talking to us, imparted to us a lot of life experiences. We visited 4 primary schools, a blind school, a children's party and painted one more primary school. Laos was such a beautiful place we all didn wanna come back.haha.
alrites, my hw has beeen on hold cos of this trip for like 2 plus weeks. I hope all of u are working real hard and i will try to catch up soon! will be leaving for china on the 7th so dun msg me after that alrites~ take care and mug hard everyone!!!! =))
luv,
liyu
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(Thursday, June 02, 2005-)
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# Band Chalet-
BAND CHALET!!!
Hey,
im here to post about my band chalet... oh my god... it was unexpectedly one of the best chalet i ever had (BAND ROX)!! coz we went to WILD WILD WET!!! YiPEE..actually the chalet still on... till fri tmr... but i too tired of a sudden 2 continuous days of water fun...
it seems weird to be recounting about fun when we have upcoming block tests 2... but isn't this the HOLIDAYS... how contradicting... holiday in name only... stupid... but first week already set as PLAY WEEK... so wait first hor the books... but i dun wanna flunk again...
ok i went to the band chalet after the jurong swimming thing... sounds like continuation of the story... i was surprised actually got a bit red... so got tan afterall... but never take much photos coz of the stupid mole blemish on my face... PISS ME OFF... i was so sian diao by it... so i went to downtown and on the train so funny... so someone spilled Coke... so many brown 'streams' appeared and the whole train became damn yucky... unlucky right... so many carriages muz spill in the one im in... journey so long somemore...
went bowling straightaway and then the whole day was quite normal... typical of a chalet which is quite sian... then the next day WILD WILD WET... FINALLY... got pple wanna go... not daunted by the stupid comments given by others who had gone... all say not worth lah say boring... assholes... go before liao thats why can say... i wanna at least try once...
8 of us went... so many right... including yanru and junyang and michelle and milton... damn enthu lah... the admission was 13 bucks then floats is can jux grab if u need... i love the SAMSUNG SLIDE UP (stupid cheesy name coz of the sponser) ride... its the U- shaped thing which u sit in a float and go down it... WAH KAO... so steep cannot see the slope from the top loh... almost vertical... shout until my heart wanna drop out... SIAO ONE... they mad ar make so steep but damn SHUANG... tried twice leh...
then got the Ular- lar (the name no link one) ride where 6 pple sit on a BIG float down the BIG slide... tot like veri lame... then the first part was a small steep drop already which shocked us... after that sit back and relax... but i let loose my grip and i fell on others... dangerous... the station master was quite friendly...
then got some Waterworks slide which is quite lame... one is dark tunnel cannot see any shit inside one.. damn boh liao... so hot inside somemore... stupid ride... another one is open top one... can see... but both ok ok only lah... then went to the wave pool which is lousier than the $1.50 jurong complex one... but we sat on the float and held hands in a circle and did stupid things like play kick the water... then the wave came and we struggled to stay together like some disaster- stricken victims... i think all these wave pools damn insensitive to the tsunamis...
the whole place quite crowded... we played the SHIOK RIVER (another version of the lazy river in jurong)... name so Singaporean... play duno how many times... actually the features they put in the jurong one more exciting but veri short... this Shiok one so LONG... can anyhow grab free slides somemore... 13 bucks wat... of course need to have more stuff...
anyway to the bitchy part... we saw this couple there... the man was plump and shorter than the tall and thinner girl... the girl basically got this slutty and cheap look so i dun realli pity her when the guy kept groping her... SORRI THEY SHOULD DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE NOT IN PUBLIC... milton kept observing then tell us... see they so many times somemore... the guy has a realli SUPER PERVERTED CHEE KO BEI face... i never see before face so horny one loh... YUCKS to the power of infinity... 100 percent we all say is his mistress... or maybe he having a fling... so gross... *CENSORED* the actions which milton described to us... some rubbing and groping... pui the bian tai guy
this time no pics... coz all the water veri hard to bring in camera... so sad right... or else can show the super fun slides... weee... glad i had such an experience... with band peeps... next time our class go... during our chalet OK? sure damn nice one... im so tired and burnt and red... I DUN WANNA PEEL leh... going famine camp somemore thats why i never stay for the full chalet... yanru still there... im a bit siao now... not enough sleep... WHACK BAM SLAM KICK... OH GOOD DAY EVERYBODY... hope liyu is having fun... hope ms wang gets more of the same person... nonsense... STOP!
sam
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(Wednesday, June 01, 2005-)
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# swim!-
swim!
that's the title btw. wonder what the rest of you guys are doing. all pretty busy, if not studying: bio o, eating too much chocolate, oversleeping because it's raining and there's no other girl going with you to swim with FOUR CRAZY GUYS, seeing teacher for maths tuition and studying in the library (you were seen! by equally muggy friend of mine who went for maths o), at laos doing meaningful work, hanging out with your triple b gang before chalet etc.
come on i went at 9.20 to chinese garden and no one else was there! it darkened and slowly began to rain heavier and heavier. calling amy revealed that she just woke up and no girl wanna go with her cos weilin is sick. too bad, you just don't see your jacket until famine camp. (that's really trivial i must say, but it's just a futile shot at making you feel remotely bad) AMY1!?!! why you dun wanna go swim with us?? you will be in your tee, we won't see anything we shouldn't see one what. and besides there are plenty of things to see there, which we were not supposed to see but saw. i figure that since most of us are ald 18, it's ok to view m18 material to get more exposure to the cinematography of the world. so it's ok. i just managed to console myself on viewing porn shit.
the first was aloy teo who was there nearly ten. we lazed around and had nothing to do. aloy even wanted to go chinese garden, for the love of goodness. imagine our boredom! samuel! zhanpei!!!
so as we walked there it was thankfully clearing up (not samuel's blemish on his face though, which he was so dreadful over). samuel wanted a nice tan, which was the main motive of today's swim. i just wanted my neck to hurt less when i go home to study, but end up i was damn sleepy, and surprisingly quite warm from the burn. zhanpei said we weren't tanned much, and even less burnt. so i slept when i went home lah basically.
so the entrance fee was $1.50. i have no idea what that place is called. is it albirex? i remembered seeing some dinosaur name when i went in. frantic but resigned to looking for goggles, i went ahead with the guys to buy our lockers and our security. in the bathroom, we were hesitant to pull up our tees and reveal our muscles. because we really don't have very much to show to each other. no lah. i feel quite pale and flabby compared to the rest of you 3. so i shouldn't bring down everyone together. yeah. what more can you ask for if you don't watch your diet and eat loads of rubbish, other than the diet controlling staples of lots of vegetables, less oil, more fruit and lean meat?
zhanpei aloy!!! we can't misbehave and do bad things because the two of you decided to wear our school pe pants for trunks!! yah as if anyone will recognise that school and start pinpointing us as celebrities. as a famous quote from the opening of somerset mrt station last year during one of our class outings, 'wahchong? what's that?' and the girl was really trying hard to talk me up, 'serangoon jc?' good try bitch (for not knowing my school)
so in the end all of us wore pants, to varying degrees of fashionablism (no such word, and hwachong pants are really not bad compared to stupid nearly tight fitting and not very long at all blue pants). so in order of rides ... i never knew there was no standard pool here, but simply fun and amiable, easy to understand and use rides. the first we dunked into was the lazy river. it was basically a circuit which has multiple entry points, where you can use your loaned toilet seat cover (sorry, at least it floats in water), a GIGANTIC one too!, to float in the circuit propelled by underwater currents. fun. i really wished i had goggles at many points of the ride, especially during the times where there were water streams tumbling down like maxi showers. everytime i clear, i would be wiping my eyes. then there was this rock walled area we went past, complete with a seriously hard-hitting waterfall. and this carwash area where there was just sprinkles of water, as if we were gm tomatoes. i kept my head down and still felt slightly suffocated.
then we went to a more decent pool area where it was sort of like a lagoon. the front was deeper as we went along and the extreme end, which was cordoned off because of 'deep water', was a mountainous structure with waterfalls a-tumbling. so here samuel lay down to get his tan, the rest of us swam about and experimented with our floats, adopting various useful positions, one leaves your legs behind to propel if you need to catch up with fast moving asses of samuel at the lazy river, another slides your butt totally into the hole to virtually do almost nothing, except maybe push the water to turn yourself around. hmm maybe these are the only two i can think of. so i was trying frantically at the deeper end to get up on the float, independent of the wise sagey zhanpei (who really reminds me of yoda). it's really quite simple once you get the hang of it. just forcefully crawl atop the float using your one hand to push yourself ahead at the end nearer to you, once your whole body is above the float just flip over and your butt will fall into place. then there was the incoming waves of waves. and not to mention a fire-saving water spurt which simulated stormy conditions. so we were like in a tumultuous shipwreck kinda thing, except that everyone around us was really enjoying the seasick experience. a little boy was enjoying himself thoroughly (i thought he was in some kind of trouble), and making loads of yeehaw kind of noise. we derived the most pleasure from the shoreline, where according to physical geography theory, the waves would amplify in height when the shore becomes increasingly shallower. we got washed thoroughly with waves and tried to play shipwrecked and washed onto shore, but water entered my ears. we sat and tried to meditate at the most intense waveform, and i even tried to be as unstreamlined as i could, only to get seriously pawned.
next was the pink slide, the 2nd highest one besides the blue one which was under maintenance (damn). we stepped up all the way, only to ride on our toilet seats and cruise all the way down the pink slithering pipe and land on calm lagoon. it was particularly amusing to see people crash down and unable to keep their floats upright and stable. i shouldn't have laughed at others cos later we tried the yellow tunnel which didn't allow float, and i had to crash down in unfashionable fashion anyway, chunking up some water forcefully. anyway we found the pink tunnel particularly fun so we tried it a total of 3 times. what kids we are.
then was the jacuzzi place, where we really displayed gossipy uncles in midlife crisis, not having our own girlfriends to bring out on a wonderful school holiday morning to share your life and body with when she's down to her skimpy rubbersuit. no it wasn't that skimpy, and we can assure you that the guy is good-looking and the girl isn't so, so one of our criticisms was that the girl has good taste but not the guy. so bad right, people can love the person and her (oops too specific) inner beauty. i mean character, seriously, and not just go for the curves or anything. anyway we were really desperate, not to have our own girlfriends, but to look at them. after a while it gets sickening, not to look at them, but to look at them SECRETLY, so at many times i simply jerked my head towards them. there was once i found myself pointing outright at them, when cute little boys unsuspecting of such corrupting influences of the world (you expect m18 shows to be wholesome? no way) barge their floats in on our line of vision, effectively censoring the hot action. anyway the action really built up, at first they were quite hesitant to pat, and the girl even glanced upon us, but later they hid in a corner of the jacuzzi compartment they were in and began to hold each other real closely, patting along the way (as if there was music to pat along with). i didn't see the patting, but i saw the proximity. eww.
so after dunking ourselves into the lazy river for a few more laps of lazing (what else), we returned our floats and dunked ourselves from the yellow tunnel. then we concluded our splashing around, bathed and got out. the photos are a result of us, upon the exit stairs up and deciding where to eat. kfc there? no. chicken rice? too cheap, as in we wanted someplace more comfy and nice. so jp crystal jade it was. lai lai anyone? chicken rice too, but we still preferred crystal jade. the la mian so la! i ate the same thing i always ate when i go crystal jade. so we talked nonsense (as usual), whether richmond will get his psp in hong kong, whether we feel lonely and sad being unattached (that's me, i won't implicate the rest), and lots more. i think i look very sianned in my photos. i also noticed that my movement speed is damn slow. but anyway we walked around, admire handphones and music spinners, ddr players who ko'ed after a few steps, and we rode the train.
bert
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