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(Wednesday, November 30, 2005-)
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the girls relatively unharmed after all the toilet wars and betrayal by the guys!! 
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+5:19 PM]*
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samuel after the gang rape
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+5:14 PM]*
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oh man..wad an eyesore..the coloured undies again!!!
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+5:10 PM]*
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many many hands on samuel!! helpless samuel screams in pain!
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+12:29 PM]*
# funky 75 :)-
hehe.. juz blogged n tot mite as well paste my recount of fun yesterday here b4 memories fade n everyone's path diverge. pardon me if it sounds like a biased account. (u can delete dis entry if u wan) haha.. female power! so yep, here goes...
had a fun time in the aftn in sch! it was pretty desolate before our class arrived and brought life to the place. went to get two slices of delicious mango cake from Bengawan Solo n the girls were filling water bombs in girls' toilet when i reached. we played captain's ball when the boys arrived n fiddled arnd wiv elaine bro's whistling frisbee while waiting..duno how to control properly...tot dis kinda childhood game is supposed to b pretty easy to handle haha..
it rained. n for the 1st time, i saw cloud-like vapour forming above the grounds of our bball n volleyball courts (: beautiful.
hahaa the most exciting part had to be the bombing attack after the bday cake for richmond n matthew. it was a nice end to our JC life..cos it was somewhat a simulation of orientation when our class first came together :)
splat. whoosh. ah! the mischievous boys went to fill buckets full of water to splash at the girlsssss...bah. dats when i 1st got wet by jian an's pail of water.
being the smart girls dat we all are, we retreated to the class bench where everyone's bags were to prevent being splashed. instead, we watched a comedy of samuel being stripped n an R(A) exhibit of other guys trying to strip each other..
it came to a point where the girls had to scream n run to the toilet wiv our bags. cos the boys started splashing pails of water on us again. hilarious. thinking dat we wld b scared, they turned off the lights from outside. dere were screams from the cubicles where we all hid to protect ourselves from the guys who were splashing buckets of water from the entrance of the girls' toilet. haa... we're not stupid kae..
despite being severely disadvantaged due to our lack of ammunition, (the boys has gained possession of all pails available, leaving us wiv a super short hose n a water source dat cannot b turned on) we, undaunted female warriors, improvised n used wet tissues to throw at the guys in the dark. our monstrous enemies were turning on and off the lights every now and then, hoping to terrorise us but in vain.
hoping to put an end to this battle of the sexes and to get ourselves out of the stuffy toilet, some bright spark boldly declared a sanitary pad war if dey dun get away.
they din. so yea, some disgusting piece of stuff was thrown at them =S
hahaa...
til then, we were holding their bags as hostages. -grinz
n when dey finally barge in to try to retrieve their bags, the girls displayed our one-and-only prowess which has neva failed to immobilize the guys - we SCREAMED and SCREAMED.
hahahaha... at one point, emmeline pretended to cry, making loud bawling noises which muz haf hit at least a hundred decibels. at dat moment, she shared an uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter's moaning Mytle in the toilet *grinz
weidi led the guys in. armed wiv pails n an act-innocent face, they said dey merely wanted their bags back.
liyu shouted at them to back off wiv an authoritative voice which helped to impede their advances.
the other girls were smartly putting away the bags to behind the doors of the cubicles to prevent them from getting wet.
i juz kept using my water bottle to splash water at them when dey came in.
we did not forget the clean-up :) was so much easier to clean-up this mess than the one the entire school population created during orientation.
Leaving behind...
a toilet cleaner than before,
a dustbin full of plastic bombs and wet tissues,
and many buckets full of screams, sweat, laughter, tears, and memories,
we trudged off to orchard road...and to a new phase of our lives.
Cast
Male terrorists: weidi, herbert, aloy tan, samuel, jian an, zhan pei, richmond, matthew, aloy teo n milton!
Female warriors of yesterday: liyu, yaqi, emmeline, stacy, daphne, elaine, huishan n me!
=====awaits the grand finale prom with bated breath=====
enjoy the party at aloy's place n take more photos so those not arnd can 'experience' the fun thru' the photos! =)
*off to perth*
luv,
wl
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(Tuesday, November 29, 2005-)
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# fooodie fooodie!-
hey ppl.. faster confirm wat to brng leh. or else no food!! ok. now matt,milton, zp bringing drinks and chips. no need those anymore...
-yaqi bringing fishball
-elaine bringing bee hoon
and........
THATS ALL. SEE LA! u all only eat fishball and beehoon ah! faster volunteer to bring la!! maybe u all can like share among a couple of ppl... go some place buy 1 big serving... ok? faster confirm!!
aloy
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(Sunday, November 27, 2005-)
+9:41 PM]*
# heyo-
can you believe im using operon mini on my new k750i to blog this!! trying out... so cool... yeahness
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(Saturday, November 26, 2005-)
+1:19 PM]*
# ritz rm...-
eh guys sorry man. richmond going china the next day.. so he's not staying..so now each one gotta pay 32.333333333333333333333333333 dollars k. just bring 33 la. hahaa.. dun forget k!
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# LIBERATION! wootz!!-
Yo ppl... wootz! exams are over! (sorry shiwei, not u :P)
Annyyyywway.... my parents going overseas next wk.. so we're gonna have a class gathering (and stay over if u want)at my hse. its time to PARTY!!! ahah. so unless something happens and my parents don't go... heh... you're all invited to have dinner and stay over on the 4th Dec (sunday)
Yea, so anyway, Liyu says we have some money left from class fund... so we're gonna use tt to order some food like satay... etc. then every1 else has to bring something... pot-luck k. so wat u wanna bring.. u faster tell me... or i'll tell u what to bring :P (ABALONE!) Heh heh. So some ppl pls volunteer to bring stuff like fried rice beehoon etc... if u got special recipe, pls cook and bring. haha. but this does not apply to serene. Serene, whatever u bring, pls make sure its not cooked by u. :P And pls dun tell me 5 ppl wanna bring drinks.. lol. unless each of u buy like a bottle of wine. haha... and dun bring beer. i got some at home alrdy. haha.
Things to do...
-my ancient PS1, but got dance mat. haha.
-can ask some1 bring xbox or ps2 or wad.
-liyu can bring mahjong...
-there's a table tennis table in the garage..
-if u wanna play any LAN game just bring.. i got 2 coms on LAN
-u can play wif my guitars... heh heh.
-u can bring cards to play cos i duno where mine are..
-u can feed yourself to astro if u have excess meat (e.g. serene and her cellulite baggage..)
-u can sing us a song... i somehow have wireless microphones and an amplifier.. lol
-u can self entertain...
-u can entertain....
aiya.. do watever shit u want la. heh. just dun mess up too much or i'll feed u to astro.
oh. u can also help me to pack my rm. lol.
yep... so pls faster tell me what u wanna bring.. haha.. sms me.. first come first serve... i'll be buying some of that golden pillow stuff.. haha.. and also sms me if u not coming.. staying over or not...... den can roughly tell u all how much to buy k.. tell me all these by next... WEDNESDAY? and spread the msg around to those ppl who nv come online. lol. if u dun tell me by wed... den if we need beehoon.. den u gotta go find. haha. or cook k. :P since every1 so free now.
Location: Aloy's home. 15 Jalan Siantan. (its damn ulu-ated), so either u come by car.. cab... or u walk 10 mins from the bus stop. since i was so bored.. there's a map here for u ppl. especially ppl who have no sense of direction and can't even find their seats in class :P like elaine. wahaha :P
The red dots are bus stops along Sixth avenue. u should stop at the bus stop near the cross junction. den walk along the red arrow to the blue dot which is my hse. ignore the stupid red star. haha. there are buses 156, 77 and 970 there. if u take from bukit timah to sixth ave direction, den u dunneed to cross e road... those who duno how to go.. take 156 from sch bus stop, then count 7 bus stops including the school bus stop. the 7th one is the one u stop at. just in front of the traffic light at the cross junction.
kk.. u can come anytime after 4pm la. can come play table tennis or wad if u want. okie? remember the food! or u all eat dog food! haha. i got a big 10kg bag.
Oh oh. impt e guys.. all stayin at the ritz rm rite? pls bring 29 bucks too k.. i think if i carry $300 on that nite a bit inconvenient. heh. bring 30 if ur happy :) cos i don't have no change dudes! :P
Aloy Aloy ALoy.. wootx!
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(Saturday, November 19, 2005-)
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hello ppl! some ah beng jokes to entertain you all!!! the end is nearing!=)
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age,Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After photocopied documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah?!"
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lah,
but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah!!!!"
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a 250 pieces jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
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+12:28 PM]*
# ACTIVITIESSSSSSSS!!!-
Hey eberibody,
im here to do the most exciting thing after ONE WHOLE YEAR of EXAMS!! Lets PLAN ACTIVITIES!! staying in this increasingly urbanised city (sounds like GP which we dun ever have to do again), there are limited things we can do... dun tell me about going to sungei buloh or watever Bukit Timah mountain climbing... not in the mood yet for such extreme nature stuff...
Movies to watch:
1) HARRY POTTER GOF (but many pple including aloy tan and xiaxue says it SUCKS... but i dun care) on MONDAY!!
2) Disney's CHICKEN LITTLE (a geek chick which looks chic... rhymes leh... actually more of cute)
3) CHRONICLES OF NARNIA (or NaoHia *hokkien* according to zp)
4) KIGN KONG (sounds like a good remake)
5) ZATHURA (space version of Jumanji... looks good)
6) tot THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE looks good... but i scared like the exocist (i know there is no spewing of green slime this time)
7) more more
Things to do:
1) Preparation for prom (buy stuff: shoes, jacket, etc)
2) Sentosa (lets go again... can ask juniors also like last time)
3) Pool (as usual)
4) Ice- skating (say so many times liao)
5) BUFFET!!!! KU-SHING-BO (123, 321)
6) erm WILD WILD WET??
7) crash juniors CHALET??
pls add on to the list...
back to mugging Bio after a few moments of bliss imagining things...
sam
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(Friday, November 18, 2005-)
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# exams need to end NOOOWWW..-
i'm am soooo bloody sian-ified by the exams. bio is borriiinnggg... but anyway. check out this pic. astro is cool! suck that serene! haha. gd luck for bio every1..
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